8am Wake up, ready for the day and keen to be as productive as possible.

8:01 Accidently fall back asleep.

10:03 Wake up again, really ready to start the day this time.

10:03-1030am Shower & get dressed. Decide should wear jeans instead of “house pants” just in case I want to go outside.

10:31 Breakfast & read local paper “what’s happening” section. Get excited about all the interesting things going on in the local area.

10:55 Realise paper is a week old and all events have now passed.

10:56 Sit at desk to begin writing

10:57 Call sister to hear her news

11:35 Sit back at desk to work. Open blank word document.

11:36 Remember bills need paying,

11:47 Call Telstra to query increase in phone bill.

12:22 After lengthy hold periods and discussions eventually remember I increased it a while ago. Thank Telstra operator for help. Leave them a good rating for service. Feel happy that good deed is done for today.

12:37 Sit back down to blank word document.

12:38 Decide health insurance isn’t comprehensive enough and needs to be upgraded. Cannot live another minute until this is done. Call health insurance company.

1:27 Call complete and insurance sorted. Satisfied with today’s progress decide it’s time for lunch…

2:34 Decide it’s really time to do work now.

2:35 Open blind in bedroom.

2:38 After a few minutes staring out window, realise window is too dusty and can’t see out if properly. It must be cleaned.

2:39-2:55 Look for Windex.

2:56 Find Windex and begin cleaning.

3:15 Finish cleaning. Feeling good. Getting shit DONE!

3: 16-4:20 Put washing on, tidy desks, sort clothes.

4:21 Decide on an interesting topic to write about, must research this.

4:22 Research flights to Melbourne instead.

4:40 Eyes are straining so take a walk to the bakery to get a biscuit. Lucky I didn’t wear my house pants or I would have had to change. Congratulate self for this move.

4:45 Eat biscuit.

4:48 Feel guilty about eating biscuit, so go for a run.

4:49 – 8:29 Run, shower and dinner time suckage.

8:30 Get back to computer to continue researching weekend away.

8:42 Book flights for Friday the 13^th.

8:43 Worry a little that this is a bad day to fly.

8:44 Think self is stupid for being superstitious about flying on Friday 13^th.

8:45 Decide to purchase carbon offset with flight to get good karma in order to equalise Friday 13^th bad luck. Feel better.

8:46 Face blank word document and write a heading.

8:47 Creep around Facebook admiring the achievements of others.

11.06 Go to shut down computer. It asks me if I want to save the word document. Feel judged by the computer.

11:08 Get into bed and recap the days achievements. Sleep comfortably…