**Spoiler Alert – FYI I’m up to date with the TV show (S4 Ep9) – haven’t read the books**

• Dooo-doo-do-do- dooo-doo-do-do-dooo…
• Oh god… what happened last time?
• Doesn’t matter, no time to review. If you don’t watch it now you will see spoilers.
• Oh right – forgot about him.
• So he also reckons he should be on the throne?
• What’s so good about the throne anyway?
• It looks terribly uncomfortable…

• And everyone wants to kill you when you’re on it.
• Where are they?
• Which castle is that?
• I really should pay attention to the opening credits.
• Or get a map of Westeros.
• YAS! I love Pod.
• He’s my favourite.
• Dammit, he’s going to die, isn’t he.
• Who is that?
• Ohhh he’s from that family.
• Wait what?!
• He’s a Targaryen?
• I’m confused.
• I’ll have to look that up later.
• Remember to look that up.
• When did they cross over the wall?
• Wait are they north or south of the wall?
• Oh, both sides.
• Jon Snow you better save the day.
• You do look good in those furs, Jon Snow!
• What did he just say?
• Speak up, Jon!
• You know nothing, Jon Snow.
• If Jon Snow dies I am quitting this show.
• Not really though.
• Khaleesi!!!
• My Queen!
• Where are your dragons?
• Soz Ser Jorah – you are totally friendzoned.
• So DO they take the dick when they take the balls?
• Must look that up later too.
• I wonder what the white walkers are up to… haven’t heard from them in a while.
• Probs stealing babies souls or something.
• And Gendry.
• Where is Gendry?
• Miss him.
• I really want Gendry and Arya to be pals again.

• I wonder what Arya and The Hound are up to?
• I kind of like the hound now.
• I think…
• Maybe not.
• I don’t know who to trust.
• Same with Jamie, do I like Jamie Lannister now?
• It feels wrong to.
• But without his right hand he just seems kind of sad.
• One thing is for sure – can’t trust Lord Baelish!
• As he likes to remind us all.
• Ok back to this fight.
• OH NO YOU DIDN’T!
• What?!?
• Oh no – oh that’s awful – oh god it’s getting worse.
• Quick, shut your eyes.
• Is it over?
• NOPE!
• Surely now it’s done?
• NOPE – STILL GOING!
• NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
• THAT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!
• How could you, Geroge?!
• 😦
• …
• Dooo-doo-do-do- dooo-
• Well. That was intense.
• Until next week then.
• Dooo-doo-do-do-
• What am I going to do on a Monday night after ep 10?
• I’ll have to take up knitting or join a book club or something.
• Can’t believe we have to wait a whole year for the next season.
• Maybe I’ll read the books.
• Dooo-doo-do-do- dooo-doo-do-do-dooo…
• Nah